Frank-N-Weiner is without a doubt the finest drummer in all the land.  The 3rd born of triplets, Frank-N-Weiner had drumsticks in his hand when the doctor pulled him out.  The doctors almost castrated him when they mistook his "boyhood" for the umbilical cord. The moment he was born, 3 nurses proposed!  He taught his brother Slick Billy how to play the guitar and his other brother Dusty how to play the bass.  He is the secret weapon of the band, with secret skills that are revealed only live onstage.  The only skill that isn't a secret is that even though he is the greatest drummer in the world, he's an even better pickup artist.  You might not want to bring your lady to the show because you may never see her again.