Born in a laboratory along with his triplet brothers, Dusty Ballz had a tough childhood growing up without parents but he never gave up on life.  He learned how to play music as an infant and by the time he was 1 year old he was better than Mozart.  He had full grown beard by the age of 3.  Today at the ripe age of old-as-hell, there is a good chance he knows your girlfriend because he is the friendliest guy East of West.  And he's more generous than Santa Clause!   If you're ever at a show, make sure you visit Dusty's side of the stage and grab a free gift or some cheap sunglasses from his gift sack!